Monday, February 18, 2008

Junk Story - Mix Speaker's,Inc. [Character Introduction and Night One]

Welcome to the world of Mix Speaker's,Inc.

Little Angel

Raised in the world of demons, Little Angel embraced his longing for the world of angels, and on Utautai Hill used magic to trade places with Little Devil. No longer able to live in the world of demons, Little Angel set off on a journey with Little Devil.

  As a subordinate employee at MSI, he puts his sweat and blood into his work.


Little Devil

Raised in the world of angels, Little Devil always lived feeing out of place in the world of his birth. Since he used magic to switch places with Little Angel, he swore to live as a demon.

Despite the fact that he is a subordinate at MSI, he spends all day thinking of mischief rather than working.

“What the hell is your problem?” is his favorite phrase.


Skeleton Witch

As the base of Star Town, she continues to culture and radiate bacillus. She sells detox medication to villagers at their wits end about the influx of incurably diseased persons, and makes a killing. She captured Moon Wolf inside of the moon when he repeatedly committed violence in the neighboring village, and she took a considerable amount of money as a reward from the village office.

At MSI she serves as the boss’s secretary.


Digi Vampire

Using an ancient castle, Blood Castle, as his base, he goes into a deep sleep. Supplied with nourishment by numerous cables, after sleeping at the longest 26 hours he complains “Uwah. I’ve only slept two hours. Grumble grumble.”

He looks reserved and cool, but in reality he’s sleeping with his eyes open. 

He’s the chief of MSI’s internal planning department.  


Big Franken

With no memory of the past, he was picked up by Little Devil while wandering around the Ocean of Death. Whenever he leaves MSI he destroys the door and gets a bold hammered in by Little Devil. He serves as Little Devil’s SP, but he doesn’t notice Little Devil under his feet and gets a bold hammered in. Regardless, he is in charge of management.


Moon Wolf

He settled in Four Sickle Village and ate villagers at random, but he was broken in a fight to the death with Skeleton Witch and shut in the moon. At MSI he does various chores and takes bullying every day. And feels aroused by that. He’s a true masochist.


White Warlock

  He is enrolled at the Star Town School of Magic which Skeleton Witch founded. He is a hard worker. He is particularly proficient in white magic, however by joining power with Black Warlock they are able to use summoning magic.


Black Warlock

He is enrolled along with White Warlock at Star Town School of Magic. He is an expert black warlock, but he no longer goes to school.

He seems to be the only one to know Skeleton Witch’s secret.


Fire Kyoncie

From Shisensho. Hit man. Uses the Drunken Fist (under 5% alcohol). Can also breathe fire. She regulates the temperature of the fire using the spiciness from her favorite food Mabo Tofu.


Water Ogre

From Ogre Island. Broke the window glass of his school with a nail bat and became the historical dropout of Swan Elementary School. He is currently a hot-rodder and serves as the president of the Ogres, but is proud of having a suspended license for switching lanes. Since the island is surrounded on all four sides by ocean he loves swimming.


Wood Zombie

A broadleaf tree that has sustained Canada’s earth for over ten thousand years and is half rotted. The discharge fluids are all maple syrup. Bugs, small birds, and children gather. It is extraordinarily sweet.


Wind Mummy

From Egypt. As the Sphynx’s pet he blows wind from a small bag from morning until evening and collects gold dust. Like Alibaba he seems to be attended by 40 men, but it is all a delusion. He is obsessed with money.


Night One “MONSTER’S CUBE”

-Past the shining Utautai Hill, across the rotting Ocean of Death, Little Angel, Little Devil, and Big Franken continued their journey.-



When the sun began to set, the three looked tired, and Little Devil complained.

“Isn’t this enough walking for today? I’m starving. Let’s get food.”

“Yeah, you’re right. Let’s find a house that looks like they will let us stay for the evening.”

“Bunga!”

This way the group set foot into the Forest of a Hundred Mouths.

“What might you be looking for this late in the day?”

“Don’t go there.”

“You’d better turn back.”

“The travelers the other day headed west.”

“Chased or being chased, whichever way you turn you’re next.”

Ignoring the volley of talking trees they continued walking and soon saw a building leaking a faint light.

“Oh! Isn’t that a house? Smells good too.”

The three hurried toward the light.

As they came closer the building’s true shape became clearer and, as if to turn away visitors, countless doors had hammered signs with “Mix Speaker’s,Inc.” hung that were so badly damaged they looked about to fall. They walked once the whole way around the building, but the doors were dummies, and there was no entrance.

“Shit. What’s up with this house!”

“Excuse me. Is anyone there?”

There was no response, and, at a loss, the three neared the engraved wall.

That instant-. The wall opened its mouth wide, and the three tumbled inside.



In the decaying interior, there was a creak with every movement, and the fireplace burned several logs with a dull light. He could not see the dweller’s face clearly, but Little Devil certainly smelled the scent of a magical creature.

“I’m sorry, but could we take lodging here for one night?”

Little Angel’s question went unanswered, and they heard the sound of busy feet moving about and something ticking in rotation.

“What the hell is your problem!” Little Devil stood suddenly.

Not appearing at all surprised, the figure of a woman set the ticking nine squares connecting to a hexahedron on the desk, and spoke while slowly standing.

“It’s finally complete.”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for your translation !
I was having a hard time working on it u_u