Friday, November 14, 2008

Junk Story - Mix Speaker's,Inc. [Night Seven]

Welcome to the world of Mix Speaker's,Inc.
Character Introduction and Night One
Night Two
Night Three
Night Four
Night Five
Night Six
Character Introduction


Night Seven “’MONSTART’ Family”


“Waah. Waah.” When I open my eyes there are 6 faces here, surrounding and peering down at me. This is my family, “MONSTART” Family. I think that in order to solve the mystery of Pandora’s Box in the present, I will untangle the story of the past.

“Still, Mother Eve, isn’t they guy way too ugly? Who does he take after?” “Be quiet Cain! This child, you know, was spat out by Lord God Turtle.” “Geh, nasty. Spat out by the old man?” “Wahahahahahaha hack-hack-cough. You’re naughty, hmm.” “Hey Grandfather. What in the world is going to be born from this ‘human’ egg here?” “Abel is thinking of difficult things, hmm. Well, it’s no different from an unknown creature, but from this size he’ll definitely be a weakling, hmm. He might not be able to live in this world controlled by demons, hmm.” “Father. We’d better work on the preparations for the birthday festival soon. It’s time for Devil and Angel to arrive.” “Oh, is that right Adam. Party. Party. Friday Night Party, hmm!”

The curtain opened on the birthday festival with solemn music playing, wine cups and words being exchanged. “I am truly honored that everyone would gather together for today’s birthday festival.” “Now the Monster World too is secure. It’s good to increase your lively grandchildren. And, from now on, administer to the Demon World as well.” “Welcome words. Shortly you will see the Monster World’s customary Bremen Dance, so please relax and watch.” Devil continued to howl with laughter as though showing off his power; Angel swayed to the Monsters’ mysterious rhythm. Everyone appeared to be enjoying the birth of a living creature.

The sound of the bell rang out telling the gods it was 66:00; the light of the high-risen moon spread across the clear sky and made the air feel even colder. There was one who approached the ‘human’ egg illuminated by the moonlight. “This is the ‘human’ egg, huh. . . This isn’t something these Monsters need.” So whispering, Devil lifted the egg up high and attempted to smash it on the ground. “L-Lord Devil! What a horrible thing to do! Has something gotten on your nerves?” “Angel huh. . . nothing’s gotten on my nerves. I was thinking to lead the world to peace. I won’t say anything bad. Hurry and leave this place.” “What are you saying? Lower your hand.” “You don’t get it, do you. Don’t try to stop me!”

The two struggled with each other, and Devil’s right hand wound around Angel’s throat like a snake, slowly stealing that life. “Idiot. If you had hurried and left you would have kept your life. . .” Shaking off Angel’s dead body, Devil once again lifted up the egg. “Bark bark (Damn. Drank too much today. Recently I’ve been peeing a lot though, so I can’t help it. I’m getting old. I’ll quickly sprinkle some pee and go to sleep.) Bark bark. Ba-ba-howl (Here we go, aaaagh! Isn-isn’t this Lord Angel? This is serious! Everyone, please gather!)!” Pet Tiger’s howl echoed throughout the gods all night long, but perhaps because they were tired from the party, not a single person came to the unpopular Pet Tiger.

In a twinkle the news of Angel’s murder that night ran around the world. The Angel World of course, the Devil World, Monster World, and fairies, ghosts, and even those creatures as yet undefined, all gathered to the Monster gods, and awaited the first words of the one who should know the truth of the heaven-and-earth shaking incident, God Turtle. “Ladies and gentlemen. As I am sure you all know, last night Lord Angel was murdered by persons unknown. That an incident like this happened on the evening of my family’s birthday festival is extremely regretful; how can I apologize to everyone of the Angel World? I cannot find the words. For the honor of the Monster World as well, I promise the culprit will be found. There was the shape of a right hand clearly defined on Lord Angel’s neck. The culprit is unmistakably right-handed! From today martial law is enacted and we will spread wide the entire world’s investigation net.” As God Turtle stated, from that day occurred the investigation of creatures’ dominant hands, but despite the desperate search, a right-handed creature did not appear. Full of doubt, everyone spent a sleepless night. On the day the rumor began to spread that at this rate the case might go unsolved, a document was issued from God Turtle to the creatures of the whole world. “At last, the ‘human’ egg is getting ready to hatch. I would like it if everyone would celebrate the moment of the birth.”

The gathered audience seemed to sneer at God Turtle, who couldn’t find the thread leading to the closing of Angel’s murder case. And, “Perhaps God Turtle is trying to conceal the truth behind the murder” was a clear doubt in the gaze of the Angel World, as they looked at the god standing on the throne, 90% of his body eaten by a turtle.

“Ladies and gentlemen. There is no other reason I have had you all gather here. The ‘human’ egg whose birth will continue the Monster World has begun to hatch. I have now received a strong impression from this thing called the mystery of life, and give to you an Eternal Ball. The one who obtains this will never age; in other words they will not lose their life, they shall forever be unsleeping, and they will be able to rule the world. There is one person who can obtain that right. Accept it, eternal life!” Holding high the glowing gray ball, God Turtle shouted and threw it to the glittering sun. The sun pierced the eyes of the horde of creatures desiring the ball, and throughout the crowd small fights broke out. The ball was blown up by the dust raised in the center of the picture of hell formed by the scrambling crowd.

“Buha. Buha. Buhahahaha. Grandpa God Turtle, I’ve accepted the Eternal Ball! This means I’ve now obtained immortal life. Which means I’ve gone beyond a god. Not just the world, but the entire universe has fallen into my hands. Buhahahahahaha!!!” Devil leisurely appeared from inside the cloud, securely clutching the Eternal Ball and showing it around.

“That’s right. Lord Devil. Everything is as you will . . . is what I would like to say, but . . . Which hand are you holding that Eternal Ball with?”

“R-right hand!!!”

“Someone as smart as you saw that Monsters are left-handed, and so lived with your left-hand, yes? I thought that, other than the moment your desired were bared, you would not show your true self. . . Eternal Balls do not exist in this world. To live, living things burn that life, and shine. They give way to new lives in the future. You, Devil. You shall compensate for your crime in Pandora’s Box.” The moment God Turtle raised his left hand, dark clouds gathered and thunder echoed; beside the throne Pandora’s Box slowly opened. “You planned this! Damn you! I will surely come back!” Devil screamed his death throes as he was sucked into the box.

“Ladies and gentlemen! We must all coexist as creatures living on this Earth. We will protect this creature born to this world and called human until he establishes a world. In order to convey this idea to our descendants, let us establish a company. The name of the company will be Mix Speaker’s,Inc.”

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Junk Story - Mix Speaker's,Inc. [Character Introduction]

Welcome to the world of Mix Speaker's,Inc.
Character Introduction and Night One
Night Two
Night Three
Night Four
Night Five
Night Six

Abel Monster

Son of Eve Phoenix and Adam Dragon. Twin brother of Cain Monster. A 4-year-old who goes to the world's first Monster School. He strongly inherited his mom's blood and is extremely fidgety, but in actuality has an inclination toward psychokinesis. Severe mother complex. In front of his mom he ends up using cutesy baby speak.


Cain Monster

Twins with Abel Monster. Strongly inherited his dad's blood. Can read people's minds with his mental telepathy. Uses his ability a lot at school, and ranks as kid general. However, in front of the class Madonna he also shows a cute red face. Nickname is "Big Bro". A popular one surrounded by deceit.


Eve Phoenix

The egg spat out by God Turtle unfortunately fell into the fire and nearly became a boiled egg. Roaming the line between life and death, she rips open the shell to fly. Truly and undying bird. During her long association with Adam Dragon there were 2 catastrophes, but they are happily married. Unlike the debauchee Adam Dragon, she works evenings at Monster's Pub (shortened to MonPub) and manages the household.


Adam Dragon

The egg spat out by God Turtle unfortunately fell into the water and nearly rotted. Roaming the line between life and death, he ripped open the shell and was born. Doesn't work and spends the day dambling and fighting, but doesn't drink or smoke. Rides around in his car the Monscar, seducing women. Left a maxim saying "Adultery is culture".


God Turtle

The omnicient, omnipotent god who created Adam Dragon and Eve Phoenix. Everything about the world is programmed into his naked brain, but nearly 90% of his body has been eaten by a turtle that tried to make that wisdom its own. Currently dying. Creation is achieved through the animalistic action of spitting out an egg.


Pet Tiger

"MONSTART" Family's pet. Ancestor of Lotta, the guard dog of hell. When God Turtle was creating him the egg got stuck, and he was born a mutant. Has 3 heads and each of their personalities is different. One is awake, the other 2 are sleeping. Guard dog, but really bad at it. Gets tangled in long things. Recently neutered, and getting fat. Currently on a diet.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Junk Story - Mix Speaker's,Inc. [Night Six]

Welcome to the world of Mix Speaker's,Inc.
Character Introduction and Night One
Night Two
Night Three
Night Four
Night Five

Night Six “Mission!! Search [Pandora’s BOX] in 3 cities”

“SAY! Music! Show Time! I U MSI!!! Hey M! S! I! MSI!!!” “Music! Show Time! I U MSI!!! M! S! I! MSI!!!” The night after the deadly battle with Team 13, the group plus 6 new members headed back in high spirits.

“Those Team 13 guys weren’t as tough as they were made out to be.” “What are you talking about teacher? You were about to run away, weren’t you.” “Really? Ms. Skeleton Witch!”

“Y-y-y-y-you’re wrong! I gave my cute students room to work, didn’t I!” “By the way, who are these people?” “Oh, that’s right. You’ve asked a good question Little Angel. These guys are students at the magic school I manage, White Warlock and Black Warlock. Primarily they specialize in white magic and black magic, but if they combine their powers they end up able to use summoning magic.” “By summoning you mean calling people who usually exist in different worlds to this place, don’t you. That’s amazing! . . . So, when can everyone return to their home worlds?”

“About that. We don’t know how to send ‘em back. What’re we supposed to do, teacher?” “Don’t ask me things like that.”

“Bunga!” “Big Franken says that food costs will pile up, so please hurry and send them back.” “I can pay for food money at least!” When everyone turned around, there stood the broadly grinning Mr. X.

“Mr. X! When did you get here?” “I’ve been here from the call-and-response line. Hurry up and notice!” “What’s with this completely uncharismatic old guy?” “Watch your mouth, Black Warlock. This person is the founder of Mix Speaker’s,Inc., Mr. X.” “It’s fine, fine. I’ve seen what these boys did last time. That really was a difficult time, wasn’t it.

Tonight, eat a lot and refresh yourselves.” “Seriously! Free food? Yahoo!” “By the way, ladies and gentlemen, where’s Pandora’s Box?”

“Pandora’s Box? What’s that? Maybe you mean that box Team 13 was carrying under their arm? What’s the big deal? Don’t sweat the little things, Old Man. We made it so Team 13 can’t come back, so it’s no problem, right?”

“Idiots! –ots! –ots!!! What the hell are you guys doing! Get out there and find it right now!!!” “Y-y-y-yes sir!!!” As he watched the panicked backs of the 12 fleeing members, Mr. X remembered the distant past.

~ In a far off time, in an era of old, there existed demons who controlled the world. However, that period could not long continue, and six heroes sealed the demons into "Pandora's box.” Demons who, sealed so they could never again revive into the present day to settle old scores and dye the world in fear, have been freed from their existence on the reverse side of history. Now, open the curtain on the story that crosses time itself. ~